Big gulp brown out

big gulp brown out. often occurs while driving over long periods of time. the sudden urge to drop a deuce comes at the worst possible time. no gas stations in sight, no trees or bushes, and all you have is an empty, xtra large, plastic soft drink cup from 7-11 (big gulp). since you have been prairie d-gg-ng for the past 15 minutes hoping there will be a rest stop, there is no time to contemplate other options. sh-t in the cup. it takes some skill if you are the driver but it is worth it once accomplished. after sh-tting in the cup, put the lid and straw back on the cup. aim at the nearby elderly driver, hag, douche bag, or f-g and chuck the dirty bomb out the window “carefully”. once the bomb has h-t the windshield it will explode and cause a, big gulp brown out, similar to a snowy white out. if the bomb is pre planned, the deuce will most likely be more solid, resulting in another similar phenomenon the big gulp mudslide!! the sh-t wont cover as much area and will be more clumpy resembling mud.
dilrod: hey man, can we stop somewhere so i can sh-t.

chaunceey: no, we are already late. why dont you sh-t in the empty big gulp.

dilrod: ok………. (hovers over the cup trying not to slip and fall on it) unnnngh!!… aaahhahahhhhh……eerrrrgggghhh…..whew…(wipes -ss with sock and puts it in the cup)……what do i do with it now?

chaunceey: just chuck it out the window.

dilrod: ok. i’ll aim for that old hag, we just p-ssed. i think she was driving slow on purpose………………ready, aim, fire!!!! we have. contact. that was an awesome “big gulp brown out”

chaunceey: i think we should enter that into the urban dictionary.