big haired ladies of the ‘eighties
all those grand and glorious hairstyles women of that era publicly sported – without shame or embarr-ssment, evidently – only to find themselves forever running scared (especially from new husbands, new boyfriends or partners) of any or all d-mning photo evidence of such “unfortunate fashion choices” ever seeing the light of day.
new girlfriend : ha-ha ! your mother showed me your high school graduation photo the other day. boy, did you sport quite the mullet back in the day ! what – making certain your football helmet fit nice and snug ? lol
me : sez you ! have you forgotten what you looked like ? judging from your grad photo, i thought you were one of the bangles or maybe sara jessica parker’s stunt double from ‘square pegs’.
new girlfriend : eeeeeewwwwwww !!!!!! you actually saw it ?! omfg – i thought i had burned every known copy of that horrid pic ! now you’ll probably break up with me knowing i once ever looked like that ! i’m cursed, cursed, cursed !!!
me : big haired ladies of the ‘eighties ! lol
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