Big, hairy, smelly, sticky, slimy, wrinkled, moist DONKEY BOLLOCKS!


one day, with a spilitting headache and a 9am lecture, this wonderful phrase came to life.
yelling it just feels so right…
meaning: its fairly obvious one would have thought
thinking back on a disastrous night out with wayyyyyy too much lambrini (you can tell we’re students)you hear the early morning yell “big, hairy, smelly, sticky, slimy, wrinkled, moist donkey b-ll-cks!”

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