big headed turtle
much like the big headed turtle, this term describes a big headed and small minded member of an older generation that is going extinct. the big headed turtle is a member of an older generation that has no interest in updating their knowledge of the world, only reads biased articles, belittles issues of millennials that he/she has never faced or researched, ferociously holds the baton on facebook for insensitive propaganda, instigates and incites arguments for joy, does not know how to check sources for accuracy, and denies being racist/h-m-phobic/s-xist while supporting racist/h-m-phobic/s-xist ideals. enjoys, coincidentally, calling others bigots while in fact being a bigot.
this big headed turtle posted a picture of millennials crying, affected by the deaths in the florida shooting, stating that millennials only problems are “getting offended and protesting ridiculous causes.”
thank goodness big headed turtles are going extinct. one told me he isn’t racist, but will not hire african americans because of “how they get.”
my big headed boss turtle inappropriately grabbed me at a company party, then told me, “men don’t get -ssaulted, they get complimented or fired.”
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