big judah dick (bjd)
sacred, semitic d-ck inherited through jewish ancestry. to be considered one of these chosen few, you must be at least 9.5 inches long, and have a girth of 7 inches or more.
shonda approached a whiteboi in the club. “what size ya packing?” “i got a big judah d-ck (bjd).” “a what?” “big judah d-ck, homegirl.” “whats dat?” “a d-ck big enough to make you want to be jewish by injection.”
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