Big League Chew
man-sized wads of great tasting shredded bubblegum stuffed into a giant stay-fresh pouch.
when you make the perfect slide, you’re in the big league; when you keep the team alive, you’re in the big league; when you block a shot or two, you’re in the big league; you’re in the big league, when you’re in the big league chew
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bubble gum that appears to be chewing tobacco. fun for all ages.
“you know what i haven’t had in a while?…big league chew”
a great form of bubble gum that is hard to find these days because some lobbyist somewhere thought that it actually encouraged children to chew tobacco.
the makers are geniuses– they actually found a way to make something more addictive than nicotine. thank god you don’t get cancer just cavities.
i chewed for four years and quit, but i can’t kick the d-mn big league chew.
really awesome bubble gum that comes in small strips like confetti. it’s a party in your mouth.
before the partwii, lauren, the cyborg, bus surfed over to mickey d’s with his brofriend chuck norris and bought a mcg-ngb-ng happy meal with the funds that he jacked from his sugar momma after his disco nap that afternoon. chuck pulled out his phone from his nuthuggers and started s-xting a ginger slice with a tramp stamp that he had been friendly following ever since they shared a game of jager pong. lauren gave chuck the air jerk as he noticed tanasa the grade digger that sat next to him in his art cl-ss. lauren gave her the “let’s just be friends” nod and grabbed his happy meal. as lauren walked outside he saw, bruce, the designated drunk, as he started wailing teenybopper show tunes. bruce was manstrating again and wanted his fix of dr. pepper and big league chew. the night of celebrating lauren’s nomotion had barely even started and already he was knackered.
(n.) – upon successfully performing the pink sock, one then c-ms upon said pink sock and begins to chew enthusiastically on the glazed remains.
guy 1: dude, i had the best-tasting big league chew last night!!
guy 2: oh really? was it grape?
guy 1: no. it was amber.
during the process of tea-bagging the “giver” tears off the “receiver’s” scrotam and begins chomping away at it.
a visciously h-rny girl rips off a guy’s nut sack and then starts chewing it
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