big mac the crack ritual
big mac my crack is when a guy over 600 pounds cosplaying as ronald mc donald sticks his tiny p-n-s into a really hot girl’s -ss while singing all of lil pump’s songs. 100 people need to circle the fat ronald mc donald and his hot -ss victim while masturbating. they will also have to dress up as the joker. when the fat f-ck is done singing the beautiful songs he will have to kill the hot -ss chick and eat her heart. then the devil will be summon and he will kill all the 100 masturbating c-nts. the fat f-ck’s tiny c-ck will explode and the fat f-ck will die. if this is repeated 666 times h-tler will come back. hitler become a giant cyborg ninja n-gg-r.
have you seen one of those big mac the crack rituals , that fat f-cks p-n-s exploded like the twin towers.
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