Big ole boy
big ole boy is a descriptive term of endearment to politely describe a man who lives in the south who is either obese, morbidly obese, or bed ridden with obesity but has made no changes in his lifestyle choice to slow the rate at which he is becoming more obese because his own self image issues have caused him to believe that he is actually a total hardcore bad -ss. although slightly intimidating from an appearance standpoint, big ole boys are only hazardous from a physical standpoint for 7 to 10 seconds do to the lack of cardio fitness, and typically can be distracted by a double cheese burger. big ole boys can be misleading because , even while powering through their 2nd double order of deep fried sadness, they will describe how bad -ss they are and who’s -ss they were just about to kick, but in reality are going to kick no -ss. east tx has one of the highest populations of big ole boys in the world as most big ole boys work for fracking companies and drilling companies either directly or indirectly.
honey boo boo’s mom is a big ole boy.
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