Big Shades Theory
the theory that proves that 96% of all women that wear big 60’s style sungl-sses trying to look like m.k olsen or nicole richie; are in fact ugly -ss horse faces. these woman wear these ” vintage knockoff” gl-sses in order to cover up the hidden horse face. as for the remaining percent, 3% are the women who are actually stunningly gorgeous and their gl-sses are either fendi or dior, and the remaining 1% are the f-g -ss dudes wearing purple/yellow scarves and grey cheap mondays who were never cool in highschool and still aren’t cool.
1. dave-“yoh bro, check out that broad ore’ there with the huge shades!”
shad- ” no man, think about the big shades theory that kent taught us, she is totally a horse face.”
2. dave- ” yoh bro, check out that dude with the big shades. what a stunner douche.”
steve- ” yeah, what a douche, check out his sweet tapered cheap mondays though, never seen those before…”
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