the perfect -ss of the scout in tf2
i was talking to this girl and d-mn she got that big slappy
a parody artist. one who creates parodies of famous literary or musical works. weird al is a better parodian than bart baker.
- The Rushmore
when you shove your girls face into a memory foam pillow so hard it leaves a impression of her face, like mount rushmore. i shoved her face into my pillow then plowed her from behind. when i got done i had a the rushmore as a keepsake memento!
the word to say when you don’t know what to say. carly: are you bis-xual? olivia: supercalifragillistickexpyolidoschous carly: wut olivia: i don’t f-cking know.
literally means b-tch/wh-r-/slag/sl-t. oh my god, she’s such a zipperlicker, goin’ round one man after another! slag wh-r- 1. one who licks zippers 2. one who actively partic-p-tes in oral s-x, being the giver not the taker 3. c-ck sucker tim: he’s such a zipperlicker… sam: i know, he tried to get me just last […]
- savage season
a season of nonstop savagery , resulting in broken relationships and homes. the end goal is to roast any person/thing into utter oblivion. hey ethan why you roasting him? cause it’s savage season sullen.