Big Soft


the state of the male s-x organ in which it is huge but not actually erect. usually just before or after erection when it hangs down impressively inflated but not hard. also known as a “water dog.”
i’m glad i had a “big soft” instead of “shrinkage” when i had to drop my pants for that hot nurse.

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