Big Tex


it’s a big statue of a cowboy that stands in the center of the texas state fair every year. it actually burned down last year, 2012. it was really scary………..
friend1: what are you guys talking about?
friend2: the texas state fair. wanna go?
friend1: sound cool. wait – what about big tex?
friend2: you mean that big statue thing? what about him?
friend1: didn’t you hear? he burned down!
friend2: nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! -dead-
1. if you get this crazy but prestigious nickname, you’re probably a total bad-ss that owns 40 different types of guns, loves black jokes, hates califruities, has a foot long d-ck, and takes m-ssive sh-ts that put all men to shame.

2. a general name for a m-ssive sh-t, usually the size of a potato. must have at least a 2″ diameter and an 8″ overall length to be cl-ssified as a big tex.
1. that’s a lot of guns…..
of course, those belong to big tex.
2. smells like someone took a big tex back there!
3. that’s the biggest tex i’ve ever seen…..

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