bigalpimpin
a person who gives themselves a nickname describing the exact opposite of what they are. they usually do it to make up for their small p-n-s, severe case of erectile dysfunction and flaming h-m-s-xuality. they have a 58inch waist and look like their carrying a load in the back of their pants and a tootsie roll in the front. they can usually be found in the rubber p-n-s section of the local s-x shop, looking at the leather gimp suits or anywhere where they can check out another guys -ss/package. they usually wear ax clothes but the “a” and “x” have been separated to their chest and back beacause of their m-ssive b-tch t-ts.
bigalpimpin is the worlds biggest f-ggot and has the tiniest p-n-s in history.
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