bigger dick foreign policy theory
first proposed by george carlin following the initiation of the persian gulf war in 1991; the bigger d-ck foreign policy theory theorizes the justification of war (or conflict in general) being based solely on the size of the aggressor’s p-n-s in comparison to the p-n-s size of the defender. generally, the aggressor possesses a smaller p-n-s in comparison to the defender, and so feels compelled to attack/invade/conquer the defender in order to feel better and prove to others that he is the superior of the two, despite his smaller p-n-s size.
when used to explain war justification, it also explains the visual similarity between rockets, bombs, and bullets, and features they share with phallic imagery, as “the need to project the p-n-s into other peoples’ affairs”, and is thought to be the origin of the phrase “f-cking with people”.
the bigger d-ck foreign policy theory is usually born out of, and is very often related to, d-ck fear.
“you don’t have to be a historian or a political scientist to see bigger d-ck foreign policy theory at work. it sounds like this: ‘what, they have bigger d-cks?! bomb them!'”
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