BIHRIY
an acronym, pr-nounced “beery,” and standing for “but i haven’t read it yet.”
– “now that everyone has a round tuit magnet on their fridge, how do i refer to this pile of books i bought with such great expectations but never seem to tackle?”
– “that’s your bihriy stack — of each one you can say: “i own it, but i haven’t read it yet.”
#tuit #procrastination tbr}
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