bijigity
the mental r-t-rdation that occurs simultaineously in women when infatuation with a guy sets in. this often occurs in springtime heat when a girl falls head over a guy who seems rather reserved, calmish and unapproachable or does not express enough interest in her; a sometimes uncool sense of urgency while seeking a mans attention. bijigitiness can often be complicated by intense -rg-sm, in which case the man should move to chinatown and change his name to wong.
whoa, that hot blonde chick got all bijigity over me down at the gym, i think i complicated it by forgetting who she was.
you should have banged her dude!
nah, if i gave her an o, i would have had to move to chinatown and change my name to wong.
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