bilbo baggins

n. the s-xual act of placing one’s firmly gripped t-st-cl-s into the -n-s of a willing, usually male, other.
anthony just did a bilbo baggins to justin’s freshly prepared hobbit hole.
a fat hobbit of the shire who found the ring of power by the hands of gollum in the goblin caves.
“ay! top of te morning to ye, bilbo baggins!”
this is when a girl throws her legs over her head, then a guy tea bags her -ss hole, and has his -ss hanging over her chest, then takes a sh-t the seize of the shire on her chest.
she almost suffocated in my sh-t from that bilbo baggins i gave her
a four way t-bagg
john, bob, chris and scott had a bilbo baggins.
when receiving oral s-x from a dwarf while performing a bowel movement.
i declined going to the after party, i really had to use the restroom and the cute dwarf with the santa hat offered to give me a bilbo baggins.
a phrase used to indicate approval
that stuff is really great…bilbo baggins
the act of shaving ones p-b-s onto the floor next to your bed, and then inviting a lady friend into said bed. after vigorous thrusting, upon climax, -j-c-l-t- on said lady friends feet. on leaving, her sticky feet will contact your p-b- laden trap; thus completing the bildo baggins.
“sorry i’m late for work, i got bilbo baggins’d this morning.”