1. like being michael moored, but n-body watched the movie it happened in. so it is like it never happened, anyway. 2. a non event.
1. some f-ggy jesus freaks got bill maherred in “religulous”, which means it’s like nothing ever happened.
2. i sh-t myself on the subway, but the car was filled with a support group of s-xually impotent coprophiliacs. i bill maherred that one.
a bindow is a window used in a similar way to a bin, often used in situations where indoors and a bin cannot be found. dude, wheres the bin? i think it’s at the front of the room, why not just use the bindow? thanks dude
when somebodys face rebounds off one object and onto another. “i totally bingdonked in hockey yesterday!”
- bionic p*n*s beams
n. sperm i created a small human in a woman’s baby chamber using bionic p-n-s beams.
- biore pore strip
when a girl c-ms and sits on a guys face and smears it around. after it dries, the girl rips it off while also extracting his blackheads. thanks for giving me a biore pore strip last night babe, now i’m clean and clear and under control!
when you ram your rod into the fertile sod of a broad, specifically in her b-tth-l- and you withdrawal faster than the french at a war meeting her b-tth-l- will resemble a birdhouse’s hole. you stare magnificently at what you have created, spit in or around it and then take a photo. i was talking […]