Bill Oddie
funsize david bellamy. enjoys bothering badgers by jumping out from behind a tree with a flashlight in the middle of the night. also used to make prank calls to alan partridge.
fancies “birds”.
bill oddie baits badgers.
bill oddie is a presenter of programmes about wild life on the bbc. he has a fascination with birds.
1) a/the body.
2) a p-n-s
1) “i saw this lifeless bill oddie in a ditch so i hit it with a stick.”
“check the bill oddie on that girl!”
2)”i saw this lifless bill oddie in a ditch so hit it with a stick”
“check the bill oddie on that girl!”
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