bill shitmored


selling anything/everything by hiring william shatner (capt.kirk-star trek) to ‘hawk’ it for you
how’d you sell that pick-up load of dog sh-t john? (response) -bill sh-tmored it!!

we need to bill sh-tmore our new business!

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