bill snyder
everyone has been waiting for jesus to return but he already has! and he’s been coaching the kansas state wildcats this whole time. bill snyder knows everything, sees everything, and hears everything. he is the alpha, the orchestrator of the greatest program turn around in college football history. his 1634th birthday is this year but he still looks like he’s 24
i’m going to the k-state tcu game this year and i feel like k-state is going to win because they bill snyder leading them.
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