Billie Jean


anybody who is not michael jackson’s lover.
billie jean is not my lover, sc-mbag!
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70’s and 80’s term for women who feverishly stalk male celebrities. groupies
those billie jean kept throwing their panties on the stage.
see michael jackson
billie jean is not my lover. she’s just a girl who claims that i am the one. but the kid is not my son. she says i am the one, but the kid is not my son.
billie jean is not my lover.
a woman that has a son/daughter that is in denial by the son’s/daughter’s father.
it refers to the song, billie jean, by michael jackson.
noun: a lovely and bewitching individual whom dawns the sign cancer and shows the qualities of a nymph; sports high tendancies of fangirl obsession obviously triggered by parents raised in the groupie generations; good friend. antonym of fat. verb: synonym for love when referring to paul brandt.
my new girlfriend is so billie-jean.

i am in billie-jean with paul brandt!
the name you scream when you want to make-out with a special someone and they feel the same way but you dont want anyone else to know what you mean.
when in a public place, most likely your high school, you want to billie jean with your lover so you shout the name instead of actually doing it.

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