billiterate
when someone doesn’t bother to open or read their bills, they instead let them pile up, or the bills are carelessly thrown away; someone who only realizes they need to pay a bill when services are shut off due to their neglect to pay on time.
bob: dang, i guess our power just got shut off again.
dave: that’s not cool bro, the superbowl is on tomorrow! didn’t you pay the electric bill?
bob: is that the blue one in the pink envelope or the pink one in the blue envelope?
dave: neither! are you friggin billiterate??
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