Billsexual
anyone that finds themself attracted to the notoriously androgynous bill kaulitz regardless of their previous s-xual orientation.
“what’s with that bushido guy always flirting with bill? is he gay or what”
“no man, he’s bills-xual”
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bills-xual; (n;verb)
def:
1: the act of being irrationally, illogically completly head over heels attracted and in love with the tokio hotel lead singer bill kaulitz.
2: the act of being s-xually aroused by the voice, presence, or thought of the tokio hotel lead singer bill kaulitz.
i’ve actually done that to a few of my friends before. i’d pull up a picture of him, and ask:
“what d’ya think? hot or not?” and they’d all gleefully exclaim stuff like ‘h-ll yeah’ or ‘i’d do her’ or ‘d-mn she’s fine’ and i just burst out laughing and tell them that she is actually a he. then i’d have to prove to them i was telling the truth and what not but what really surprises me is that more than a few of them always keep looking at him with that same (now hidden) l-st in their eyes. i think all guys are a little bills-xual inside.
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