Billy Mays Day
a day in which we celebrate the late billy mays. it’s traditional to wear a blue collared shirt with a white under shirt. must also wear khakis. you must use caps lock the whole day. even when talking to family or friends. if you can grow a beard by then, you are the man.
guy1:oh my god guess what day it is!?!
guy2: i don’t even know if that was a question or a declaritive statement.
guy1:billy mays day!
guy2: there goes my ears.
guy1:i gotta go put on my blue shirt and khakis!
guy2: what?
n. an unofficial holiday celebebrated on june 28th in honor of the death of legendary salesman and tv icon billy mays. it is customary to wear a blue shirt on this day in memory of billy, due to his trademark blue shirt that he wore in nearly all his infomercials.
i need to find a blue shirt to wear. tomorrow is billy mays day.
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