bimo
short for best internet marketing opportunity. since the rise of web 2.0, it’s not so easy to get noticed on the internet.
our band couldn’t land a gig, but since we got that bimo, we’ve been playing our b-lls off!
an emo who claims to be bis-xual because it is cool.
“ugh, that guy is such a bi-mo!”
tim: i’m bi-mo now.
billy: huh? what happened to being a gay goth?
tim: gay goth? that is so last thursday!
billy: right…so when did you decide you liked s-x with girls? and what’s the difference between a goth and an emo anyway?
tim: s-x with girls? eeeeww!!
a double mo that occurs when no hair grows in the middle of the upper lip.
horrified person: holy moly! that dude has two caterpillars on his upper lip!
slightly less horrified person: nah mate, he’s got a bi-mo, it’s for movember
short for b-tch move… a b-tchy thing one does to another
janis pulled a bimo when she let the door shut on jody’s hand.
name for a bus converted into a limo for deluxe transportation.
dj took the bimo to the ac/dc concert the other night.
an easy way of letting people know there are “bagels in my office”.
an email to people you work with only needs to have a subject of “bimo” and all is understood.
one who is bipolar and as a result often emo.
matt was considered emo until he revealed he has bipolar disorder. now he’s bimo.
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- prosthetic asspointers
artificial limbs that attach to the shoulders of an armless person, that point with index fingers towards the -n-s while in a doggy-style position. i can’t wait to b-tt f-ck my armless old lady tonight, i just bought her a new pair of prosthetic -sspointers.
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another word for “c-ck” in greek. synonyms: poutsos, kavli -“tis kakis psolis i triches tis ftene”: the bad (=impotent) d-ck puts the blame on the (p-ssy) hair! -“piase tin psoli mou”: hold my d-ck