Binarian


a special kind of idiot who believes that all people who hold a different view from oneself have the same views as each other.
we need a name for people who believe that everyone who has a different point of view has the same opinion as everyone else who also has a different point of view. example:

person 1: “i don’t think we should bomb elbonia just because someone said they have a giant slingshot.”

person 2: “typical liberal.”

let’s call a person who believes there are only two viewpoints for every topic a binarian. and don’t worry that using the word will make you a label-ss. a label-ss is one who uses a label as a subst-tute for comprehension. if someone is indeed being a total binarian, the label fits.
a special kind of idiot who believes that all people who hold a different view from oneself have the same views as each other.

coined by dilbert creator scott adams on his blog to give a name for people who believes there are only two viewpoints for every topic. (don’t worry, you’re not being a label-ss if you use this term.)
person 1: “i don’t think we should bomb elbonia just because someone said they have a giant slingshot.”

person 2: “typical liberal.”

person 1: “typical binarian.”
a special kind of idiot who believes that all people who hold a different view from oneself have the same views as each other.
person 1: “i don’t think we should bomb elbonia just because someone said they have a giant slingshot.”

person 2: “typical liberal.”

person 1: “typical binarian.”
a special kind of idiot who believes that all people who hold a different view from oneself have the same views as each other.
person 1: “i don’t think we should bomb elbonia just because someone said they have a giant slingshot.”

person 2: “typical liberal.”

person 1: “you binarian! just because i don’t agree with you doesn’t mean i fall into the same bucket as everyone else who thinks you’re an idiot!”
a special kind of idiot who believes that all people who hold a different view from oneself have the same views as each other.
binarian: a person who believes there are only two viewpoints for every topic
a special kind of idiot who believes that all people who hold a different view from oneself have the same views as each other. a label-ss.
person 1: “i don’t think we should bomb elbonia just because someone said they have a giant slingshot.”

person 2: “typical liberal.”

person 1: “and you are such a binarian!”

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