binder crash
similar to a hard-drive crash, a binder crash is when five or more papers pop out of the rings of your 3″ middle school binder due to the damaged, out-of-line rings. a binder crash can occur on three different levels:
minor: 5 to 15 papers come out of the rings
major: 16 to 36 papers come out of the rings
extreme: 37 to all of the papers come out of the rings
in the event of an extreme binder crash, it will take a very long time to get everything back in order and into the rings. at this point you should consider getting a new binder. i personally have had this happen a few times, but never coming past 3/4 of a major crash.
-flop, pwshhh- cr-p, a binder crash!! just what i need now!!
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