Porcelain palsy


the temporary lack of sensation and occasional paralytic effect on the legs as a result of spending too much time on the toilet, usually due to spending a long time on social media or reading a good book.
i made the mistake of throwing down in a meme war on fb while in the bathroom.
after an hour or so, i couldn’t stand up because i was a victim of the dreaded porcelain palsy.

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