Bing Lu
the art of excellence. the story of bing lu comes from his greatness as a sales genius. bing lu was responsible for over $500 million in sales in just 1 year, and so his greatness coined the term “bing lu”. a master in the art of many things. usually accompanied by the great and mystical purple bunny spirit guide. will always been seen being followed by his legion of “b-tches”, both male and female. a level of s-xuality that is highly coveted by lesser people.
“i will invite you all to dinner, but i’m not bing lu, so you will have to pay for it”
“i can’t believe that just happened! dude you’ve been bing lu’d!”
“check out that hottie over there…he is so bing!!!!”
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