binge bladder
when a show is so good you forget to take a leak when you’re in the middle of a netflix or hulu binge.
james: “pause it i gotta take a p-ss”
alexandra: “no the episode just got good”
james: “pause it, i’ve been holding this binge bladder since the middle of the last episode”
alexandra: “fine i’ll pause it…i just realized i gotta p-ss too”
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