Bingo wings
the hanging fat that swings from an obese womans upper arms when they are raised and shaken while shouting “bingo!” during a tournament.
“check out the bingo wings on fat -ss over there”.
the flabby fatty skin which hangs down between ones elbow and shoulder. most obvious examples are older women who have not learnt that holding a feltip pen at a bingo hall does not const-tute exercise.
-i f-cking love your bingo wings you s-xy little minx.
-but i am 58 and you are only 19.
-i know but i have a fetish for biting unnecessary skin.
-well perhaps we should go somewhere more private.
-or not i was f-cking with you, you dirty old b-tch go and get some f-cking exercise try picking up your teenage daughters 5 children by the hair repeatedly, or try slapping your teenage daughter repeatedly whilst continuingly shouting “you are a worthless drain on society”.
fat on upper arms, especially common in older women.
a version of a popular song is : ”loosen up my bingo wings..”
our maths teacher’s bingo wings are so big that she wipes the board with them when she’s writing on it!
loose, flabby upper-arm flesh of (usually) fat women in cap-sleeved rayon blouses who attend bingo halls. bingo wing development can be accelerated by consuming vast quant-ties of c.cola and burgers. see also bingo flaps, though my def has more ‘ring’ to it!
check the bingo wing on that! if she flapped those arms, she’d take off!
loose musculature and skin on the back of the upper arms, especially apparent in older women raising their arms for some reason, such as to shout “bingo!”
“the bingo wings were flapping. i think i blew the age curve at that party.”
the extra flabs of skin that large people have under their arms and when they scream out bingo they wave their arms. the “bingowngs” flap away.
silvia was so excited about winning, that her bingowings almost flapped out of the t-shirt
a pouch-like bag of skin that hangs from the underside of an old woman’s arm.
that woman with the incredibly large bingo wings is about to win!
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