dake-bonoist


an evangelical christian of a pentecostal or charismatic persuasion who embraces a very conservative and narrow perspective on the world while simultaneously trying to appear somewhat “hip” through his or her choice or clothing, hair style, and choice of music. they frequently choose to listen to the music of u2 because they have been told that bono is a christian, despite the fact that their outlook on the world is diametrically opposed the that of bono as well as the other members of u2. see also dake-bonoism.
john listens to u2 day and night, g-d only knows what he is going to do when he finds out that bono likes to use the “f” word. that dake-bonoist’s world is going to be completely shattered.

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