binjury
-(noun) an injury discovered the morning after a night of heavy drinking that one has no memory of receiving. adjective form is “binjured.”
when dallas came to a painful, hazy form of consciousness late sunday morning, he noticed his legs were missing and exclaimed, “oh wow, that’s one h-ll of a binjury!”
an injury that occurs while binge drinking, but due to the amount of alcohol consumed, doesn’t become painful until the morning after.
1 am…woman one is drunk, waiting in line for the bathroom and standing with her hand on a door jam she moves to let some one p-ss and the door slamms on her thumb.
woman two: omg!!! you just totally smashed your thumb!!! are you okay?
woman one: wow, amazingly yes!!! i’m okay! let’s go dance!
8 am woman wakes up with a giant thumb and can’t bend it.
woman one calls woman two: hey, did i smash my thumb last night?
woman two: uhh yeah
woman one: i think it’s broken, i’m going to get it x-rayed
woman two: ha, ha you totally have a binjury!!!
a binjury is a beer, or beer-related, injury
an example would be blistered elbows from drinking beer seated at wooden tables, such as are found at the oktoberfest, munich – as in “i have sustained a binjury which has manifested as blistered elbows” (see belbows)
an injury sustained whilst on a binge.
how did you sprain your ankle?
i’m not sure – must be a binjury from the party last night.
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