Binkington
aka mike,
name applied to a common average guy. someone mediocre in influence and potential. someone who hasn’t gotten far in the years they have been living on this earth. someone judgemental yet has no credentials to back his own bravado up. this term can be applied to anyone that thinks they are better than they really are yet have nothing to show for it. name for a ‘commoner’ also due to mike being a very common name for a male.
oh look…it’s another mike.
guy: dude im so tired.
guy2: just give it the good old binkington effort.
guy: good call!
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