Bioast
an overly positive profile of a highly visible individual on their organization’s official website that details all of his/her accomplishments while omitting any negative, immoral, or imperfect conduct. portmanteau of biography and boast.
well according to his bioast on the neo-n-z- website, hitler improved the quality of life for polish jews more than moses in egypt.
tony hayward’s bioast on bp.com reads like he saved the earth from an asteroid collision on a near suicide sp-ce mission with ben affleck and bruce willis.
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