biology


1. the scientific study of life.

2. one of the many things that has been p-ssing off religious zealots for decades. a drop in a bucket, really.

3. one of the many things that has been p-ssing off about 90% of all students for decades.

4. the 21st century counterpart to physics/chemistry (20th century) and mechanics (19th century).
things are gonna change around here again.
a cl-ss that requires memory, usage, and knowledge of the full history of words you can’t even pr-nounce

biology= many try, few succeed
dude, biology plagues my existence, now i have to change my major to education! hey, at least i have more time to party now.
the study of life.

also, a boring cl-ss, which gives a lot of homework that i should be doing right now.
much of the worlds photosynthesis is carried out by bacteria. photosynthetic bacteria can be cl-ssified into four major groups….

see? no one cares.
the worst cl-ss in the world. it makes freshman year suck more than it should.
biology sucks -ss.
i hate biology.
i’m failing biology.
f-ck biology.
p-ssing off religious fundamentalists since 1859.
i have ap biology cl-ss next. please kill me now.
term for s-x, especially when used along with the word “study” and in reference to the self and another person
no, i can’t hang out, my gf and i are going to “study biology” tonight.
one of the most pointless cl-sses you will ever take considering most people just don’t care except for your teacher. most people forget everything they were b-tched to about when the school year or cl-ss ends.
phospholipidss are amphipathic molecules containg hydrophobic and hydrophillic regions.

are those some kind of drugs?

no it’s biology…

i should shoot you

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