Bionic Mexican
a mexican fighter capable of absorbing an inordinate amount of punishment, much like the terminator.
john: “hey brian, are you rooting for cotto or margarito?”
brian: “i want to root for cotto, but margarito’s got that whole bionic mexican thing going, so i don’t know…”
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