Bioprene
bioprene (noun): (a) an abundant layer of hypodermis or subcutaneous tissue, that is mainly used for fat storage and which comes with age or inactivity. (b) a purposefully added layer of fat used as a natural means to help tolerate cold water by channel swimmers.
origin: bio + neoprene or polychloroprene, a synthetic rubber that is used for wetsuits. neoprene is the dupont trade name for its brand of polychloroprene.
i am not getting fat, i am just wearing bioprene.
the marathon swimmer ate a box of donuts every morning in order to add to his layer of bioprene.
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humorous term for “body fat”. derived from “neoprene”.
a: it is freezing cold, but jon is still running around in his t-shirt!
b: well, i guess his bioprene keeps him warm.
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