bipolar friendship
the friendship where you and (a) friend(s) are best friends one day; laughing, talking, hugging, sharing secrets, and the next day you are crying from all the fights you’ve been having.
fighting consists of:
sh-t talking
b-tch slapping
backstabbing
rude behavior that offends others (racist, s-xist, biogtry, yo mama jokes, etc)
lying
bipolar friendships are common among females.
henry: hey, you and mandy comin’ to the party tonight?
giselle: nah. we’re not talking. girl doesn’t know how to keep her mouth shut.
henry: -sigh- bipolar friendship.
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