Birchington on sea


the place where you and your girlfriend go because her mother has banned her from seeing you because shes h-m-phobic.

the reason for this is that herne bay is a sh-thole so all the nasty c-nts talk and lies get spread and your girlfriends mother sets police and things on you if you come too close to her daughter so instead you jump one stop on the train to birchington.

n-body under the age of 75 lives in birchington so you are not likely to get caught by anyone you know.
“hey do you want to go to birchington on sea?”

“what so we can continue our secret relationship and have s-x in public toilets?”

“yes thats exactly why”

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