Bird Law


you absolutely can’t own a humming bird, but you can however own a gull but you don’t want to live with a sea bird, it’ll blast your eardrums out.
you absolutely can’t own a humming bird, but you can however own a gull but you don’t want to live with a sea bird, it’ll blast your eardrums out. – was stated by the bird law master
to claim that something is bird law is to acknowledge that a subject or predicament has unwritten rules that should be followed, usually pertaining to women.
bill-hey dude that chick was totally feeling you at the club…

tod-yeah but its bird law i have a girlfriend…

bill- can i have her number then?

tod- why?

bill- bird law dude…bird law

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