bird rape


the act of having your food (preferably a churro)stolen our of your hands by a tremendous bird
nicole, who was holding her churro near her shoulder, was suddenly bird raped in the middle of her conversation with katie. she screamed like a futhamucka.

nicole-yes i’m serious! arielle is not a real mermaid
aaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaahhhhhh!!!!!!!!
katie-oh my gosh! you were just bird raped

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