bird stealer
a friend or alibi who does f-ck all all night let’s you do the hard work, then sneaks in the for kill in order to steal sn-tch you have theoretically acquired. usually a mute, but gains confidence after much intoxication.
bloke a: let me chat to these girls.
bloke b: lurks in background and agrees.
3a.m bird stealer: ‘hey wanna come back to my place and have some more drinks? i got some cheap rum and a sofa from value village?’
Read Also:
- Diegasm
something that feels extremely good and fills you with a sense of contentment, but will eventually kill you, i.e.: drugs, weapons, violence, and fire. person 1: “oh man i ate so much food last night i threw up for an hour.” person 2: “total diegasm.”
- dilatory
tending to delay or procrastinate; slow; tardy the dilatory car was not speeding down the highway; instead, it was driving really slowly.
- fishvillian
someone who is way to good at the game fishville on facebook. person a. “rachel plays fishville all the time she is level 50” person b. “wow she is a real fishvillian.” someone who has no life. is constantly nagged by their kids and a beast of a husband, so they go on fishville to […]
- afterburner
1. a hot, often painful dump that follows a meal of spicy food. 2. a hot, slow and often smelly fart that follows a meal of spicy food. man, that pepperoni and jalapeno pizza was good last night but the afterburner d-mn sure kicked in this morning! 1.an action game with jets from sega. 2.someone […]
- aftermilk
the milk left over after a bowl of cereal. it is usually cold and sweet and often contains small cereal particles. my favorite aftermilk is from a bowl of cookie crisp because it is cold and sweet and has little lost choclate chips in it.