bird stealer


a friend or alibi who does f-ck all all night let’s you do the hard work, then sneaks in the for kill in order to steal sn-tch you have theoretically acquired. usually a mute, but gains confidence after much intoxication.
bloke a: let me chat to these girls.
bloke b: lurks in background and agrees.

3a.m bird stealer: ‘hey wanna come back to my place and have some more drinks? i got some cheap rum and a sofa from value village?’

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