Bird to Sign Time
this phrase is used by inbreds or hicks to replace the phrase “quarter mile time” when racing. usually used by the inbreds when racing a pos truck against another pos truck. imagine street racing without the city and out by a old barn and corn field.
“hey cletus, what your bird to sign time on that big ol’ truck you have been haulin’ that hay with?” “it’s about 7.8 seconds i reckon.” “well sh-t, i suppose you would beat in my john dear green tractor.” “d-mn straight, i’m packin’ a 350 hemi supercharger in this b-tch.” “your sh-ttin me?”
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