bird turgling


to turgle a bird. which here means to poke a bird with a stick to the point of violence and or aggression. a technique often administered by the late steve irwin.

not to be mistaken for t-rd burgling.
“hey bill how are you going to get rid of those pesky pigeons?”

“well bart, i am going to do some bird turgling until they decide to leave”.

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