birdaphrodite


half man, half bird ~ it stalks its prey with keen eyes…while wearing polka dot boxers
kid looking at bird: “i wonder how it would be if i could fly”
birdaphrodite looking at kid: “i wonder how it tastes?”

guy 1: “dude i hear that guy really did it!”
guy 2: “the one who dresses as birdman to every party?”
guy 1: “yeah he finally became a birdaphrodite”

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