birded
to be high off cocaine
me: “have you been smoking weed?”
you: “naw, i’m birded though.”
the act of becoming romantically involved with a bird (subjectively attractive woman). this can be in the acute (e.g. one-night-stand, flicking the bean on the dance floor at an ugly sweater party) or chronic (long term gf) sense.
ernesto was widely regarded as a smooth operator with the ladies. the guy could get birded at a convent.
felipe got heavily birded in his first year of college and has been madly in love with his soul-mate ever since
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