Hairzilla


a party rock band formed in 1984 in saint louis, mo. they recorded several alb-ms for uncle fess records and broke up in early 1990. the original band reformed in 2005 and is currently touring.
hairzilla rocks the house!
i’ve been hairzillafied!
this is a hairzillafest!
check out those hairzillas!
noun- to be a hairzilla. being extremely lame and/or saying/doing/implying something that everybody else around you believes to be one of if not the gayest things they’ve heard/seen in a while. being called a hairzilla usually proceeds the eventual “awww” from the others around you.
person 1- “why did the chicken cross the road?”
person 2- “hairzilla…”
people 3-8- “awww.”
person 1- “…”

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